Adult jokes
Welcome to the dark side of humor, where jokes are edgy, sarcastic,and definitely not for the easily offended. Our adult jokes lean into dark humor, twisted punch lines and bold laughs that push boundaries without holding back.If you enjoy jokes with a sharp edge and wicked sense of humor you're in the right place.
What's the female equivalent of tea bagging cal?
A FLAPPUCCINO
What's a raciest favorite adult website
ONLY CLANS
I got a new iPhone for my girlfriend
I THINCK IT WAS A GOOD TRADE
What's the difference between iron man and iron woman
ONE IS A SUPER HERO AND THE OTHER A COMMAND
What you call a deaf gynecologist
A LIP READER
What's the female equivalent of tea bagging cal?
A FLAPPUCCINO
What's a raciest favorite adult website
ONLY CLANS
I got a new iPhone for my girlfriend
I THINCK IT WAS A GOOD TRADE
What's the difference between iron man and iron woman
ONE IS A SUPER HERO AND THE OTHER A COMMAND
What you call a deaf gynecologist
A LIP READER
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common?
Someone is going to lose their trailer.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because is worth it.
What's the difference between medium and rare?
Six inches is medium and eight inches is rare.
Why does woman have bobs?
So man will talk to them.
What does a g=spot, an anniversary and a toilet have in common? Man usually miss all three.
How are men are like cement?
After getting laid it takes long time to get hard.
What do a coffin and a condom have in common?
They're filled with stiffs, one is coming and one is going.
Why does women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?
They don't have balls to scratch.
