weekend dad jokes
These weekend dad jokes are perfect for
gathering with friends, ad awkward silence
groan worthy and guaranteed to make
everyone roll their eyes.
What do you call a fake spagjhetti?
AN IMPASTA
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
BECAUSE HE WAS AUTSANDING IN HIS FIELD.
I use to play piano by ear.
NOW I USE MY HANDS.
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
THAY DON'T HAVE THE GUTS.
What do you cal a cheese that isn't yours?
NACHO CHEESE.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
BECAUSE THEY CRACK EACH OTHER UP
I only know 25 letters in the alphabet.
I DON'T KNOW Y.
I ask my dog what's 2 minus 2
He said nothing
I use to hate facial hair
BUT THEN IT GREW ON ME
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer and closer.
THE IT HIT ME.
I exercise by running out of patience
I don't need a hair style... my pillow give me a new look every mourning
I'm not lazy= I'm just
on energy saving mode
I'm on seafood diet
I see food and I eat it
I put my phone on airplane mode and still din't go anywhere
I don't have a short attention span=I just... oh look snacks
I try to be productive today... turns out tomorrow is a better idea
I'm not arguing I'm just explaining why I'm right
My phone battery last longer that most NY resolutions
My brain has too many tabs open and none of them are responding
I talk to myself because I need expert advice
