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January jokes

past weekend

what do you call karate for amputees

PARTIAL ARTS

How do you know an orphan lie

WHE HE SWEAR ON HIS MOTHER LIFE

What's black and always in the back of cop

car.

THE SEAT

My boyfriend dump me so stole his wheelchair.

GUESS WHO COME BACK CRAWLING.

Why does a blonde bring pencils to a date.

TO DRAW ATTENTION

What's the blonde favorite fairytale.

HUMP ME DUMP ME

How did the blonde broke her legs racking leaves.

SHE FELL OUT OF THE TREE.

How do you turn a pussycat into a fish.

DON'T WHASED FOR A FEW DAYS.

What do you call an asian Dwayne Johnson.

THE WOK

What's the difference between your wife and the driveway.

I PUUL OUT THE DRIVEWAY

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