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January jokes
what do you call karate for amputees
PARTIAL ARTS
How do you know an orphan lie
WHE HE SWEAR ON HIS MOTHER LIFE
What's black and always in the back of cop
car.
THE SEAT
My boyfriend dump me so stole his wheelchair.
GUESS WHO COME BACK CRAWLING.
Why does a blonde bring pencils to a date.
TO DRAW ATTENTION
What's the blonde favorite fairytale.
HUMP ME DUMP ME
How did the blonde broke her legs racking leaves.
SHE FELL OUT OF THE TREE.
How do you turn a pussycat into a fish.
DON'T WHASED FOR A FEW DAYS.
What do you call an asian Dwayne Johnson.
THE WOK
What's the difference between your wife and the driveway.
I PUUL OUT THE DRIVEWAY
Why are fish so smart?. because they live in schools
What do you call a pig that knows karate?. A pork chop.
What did you call a sleeping dinosaur?. A dino=snore
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. the bartender says "sorry we don't serve food here?.
Why did Sunday bring a pencil? to draw the weekend to a close
I ask my calendar if I had weekend plans. it said "I'm booked."
I try to make weekend plans but they keep falling apart.
I told my family "I'm busy this weekend."busy doing absolutely nothing.
Why did Saturday bring a ladder? because it hear Sunday is in another level.
What do you call a cow during an earthquake?. a milkshake
Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't a chicken.
What did you call an alligator in a vest?. an investigator
