Weekend jokes
Welcome to weekend jokes.com, your go to destination for funny jokes to kick off your
weekend the right way, we believe laughter is one of the best way to unwind, and that's why
we share jokes
our site is dedicate to bringing you a wide variety of light=hearted humor, from classic jokes
to one-liners and playful observations about everyday life. Whether you're scrolling on your
phone, sharing a laugh with friends weekend jokes is here to make your weekend a little brighter.
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and spread the laughter.
jokes to tell your friends
I'm reading a book on anti=gravity. It's impossible ti put down.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the lifesaver?. They say he made a mint.
How does a Pinguin build his house?. Igloos it together.
What did you call a belt made out of watches?. A waist of time.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?. Because then it would be a foot.
Why did the bicycle fall over?. because it was two=tired
What did you call someone with no body and no nose?. Nobody knows
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.I had to put my foot down
Why don't scientist trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
What did you call a factory that sells passable products?,
A satisfactory.
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
I use to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
